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<blockquote data-quote="crazy_m" data-source="post: 1107058" data-attributes="member: 830"><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Where did you get that turkey?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The boy replied, "What turkey?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The boy look down and said, "Well, lookee the rooster turned into a turkey under my arm!"(jst to annoy the warden)<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The little boy said, "I guess I'll kiss his a** and let him go."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" 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[QUOTE="crazy_m, post: 1107058, member: 830"] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"][SIZE="4"][FONT="Times New Roman"]A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?" The boy replied, "What turkey?" The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm." The boy look down and said, "Well, lookee the rooster turned into a turkey under my arm!"(jst to annoy the warden);) The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him? The little boy said, "I guess I'll kiss his a** and let him go."[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: [/QUOTE]
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