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Message: <blockquote data-quote="lahiru7" data-source="post: 7269214" data-attributes="member: 22954">Interviewer:what is your birth date?Sardar: 13th OctoberWhich year?Sardar: EVERY YEARManager asked sardar at an interview.Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,Do I look like a foreigner?Wife: No! Why?Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:Any great man born in this village???Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi JayanthiSo Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driveradjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see mywife? Sit behind. I will drive.Interviewer: just imagine youare on the3rd floor, it caught fireand how will you escape?Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!Sardar: My mobile bill how much?Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill statusSardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..Friend: How do u know?Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are newFriend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?Sardar: ZEBRATeacher: How?Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & WhiteSardar attending an interview in Software Company.Manager: Do U know MS Office?Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "Air hostess said: "B silent."Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE</blockquote>

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