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Message: <blockquote data-quote="dinu_rashi" data-source="post: 3113742" data-attributes="member: 104833"><img src="http://www.lovelysms.com/images/love-sms-post.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Two Lovers Plan to die2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, <a href="http://www.lovelysms.com/index.html" target="_blank">Girl </a>closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.<img src="http://www.lovelysms.com/images/love-sms-post.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Ik raat bahu ne  (In Urdu)Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii<img src="http://www.lovelysms.com/images/love-sms-post.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> A sardarji Doctor falls in Love A sardarji <a href="http://www.lovelychannel.com/" target="_blank">Doctor</a> falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....<img src="http://www.lovelysms.com/images/love-sms-post.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum (In URDU)Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...<img src="http://www.lovelysms.com/images/love-sms-post.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to youSardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR. <img src="http://www.lovelysms.com/images/love-sms-post.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Sardar was writing something very slowly.Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.<img src="http://www.lovelysms.com/images/love-sms-post.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of <a href="http://www.lovelysms.com/index.html" target="_blank">WIFE</a>.It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever<img src="http://www.lovelysms.com/images/love-sms-post.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Laloo bada chalak hai (in URDU)Laloo bada chalak haiNau baccho ka bap haiLaloo bada nirala hedasva ane wala he...ye andar ki baat haiisme Vajpayee ka hat hai..<img src="http://www.lovelysms.com/images/love-sms-post.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !<img src="http://www.lovelysms.com/images/love-sms-post.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other<img src="http://www.lovelysms.com/images/love-sms-post.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy  Doctor to Patient : The check which u gaveDoctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.<img src="http://www.lovelysms.com/images/love-sms-post.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> My wife ran away with my best friend.My wife ran away with my best friend.To tell you the truth, I really miss him.<img src="http://www.lovelysms.com/images/love-sms-post.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Whats the closest thing to a womans period?Whats the closest thing to a womans period?Your salary.It comes once a month,lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,everythings f~cked <img src="http://www.lovelysms.com/images/love-sms-post.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> What do you call a wife who is sexy,What do you call a wife who is <a href="http://www.lovelysms.com/index.html" target="_blank">sexy</a>,beautiful,intelligent,understanding,caring, never jealous and a great cook?ANSWER : A rumour!<img src="http://www.lovelysms.com/images/love-sms-post.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!WIFE on hearing this says,it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.<img src="http://www.lovelysms.com/images/love-sms-post.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Early to bed and early to rise makes ur girlfriendEarly to bed and early to rise makes ur girlfriend go out with other guys.<img src="http://www.lovelysms.com/images/love-sms-post.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:'' Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?''So a man takes off his clothes n say,''Iron these!''<img src="http://www.lovelysms.com/images/love-sms-post.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extractionA woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extractiondoc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with toolslady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentistshe says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed<img src="http://www.lovelysms.com/images/love-sms-post.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Mother to Teenage Daughter Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX."Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?". <img src="http://www.lovelysms.com/images/love-sms-post.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'Swhat's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S <a href="http://www.lovelysms.com/index.html" target="_blank">UNDERWEAR</a>?1) both are hott2) both look better while going down3) both disappear by night............<img src="http://www.lovelysms.com/images/love-sms-post.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!</blockquote>

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