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Message: <blockquote data-quote="anuru_1" data-source="post: 6711196" data-attributes="member: 21848">Wife:What is 10 years with me?Husband:A second.Wife:What is $1000 for me?Husband:A coin.Wife: Ok give me a coin.Husband:Wait a secondTEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”TEACHER: No, that’s wrongJOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!Two devils came in 2 my dreams.They said,“We want 2 disturb some good person.”I suggest them your name.They said,“We cannot disturb our boss.”Only true friends stand by uduring bad times.I promiseI will attend ur wedding. posted oveTrue Love is like a pillow.U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.Want True Love?Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.posted in Funny SMS, Misleading SMSBefore and after marriageBefore Marriage:-He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 waitshe:do you want me 2 leave?He: No! don’t even think about itShe: do you love me ?He<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":o" title="Eek!    :o" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":o" />fcourse! over n over!She:have u ever cheated on me?He:No!y r u even asking?She:will u go on wid me on picnic?He:every chance I get!She:will u hit me ?He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!She:can I trust u?He:yes..She: Darling!After marriage…Now simply read from bottom to topWhen u feel sad….To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,“damn I am really so cute”u will overcome your sadness.But don’t make this a habit…..Coz liars go to hell !!!!Man : How old is your father?Boy : As old as me.Man : How can that be?Boy : He became a father only when I was bornMan at medical store:I need poisonChemist: I can’t sell you thatMan shows his marriage certificate...Chemist: Oh! sorry,I didn’t knew u had a prescription.Last night was my fault,my wife asked,“what’s on the TV?”and ….. I said, “dust!”Ladies hostel caught FireIt took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemenunder control.What? is a difference betweena Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?A kiss is so dear,?A car is too dear andA monkey is U dear.Husband:u will never succeedin making that dog obey u!Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,I had a lot of trouble with u at first.posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMSI was a fool when I married you.After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,You know, I was a fool when I married you.She replied, Yes dear, I knowbut I was in love and didnt notice.What happens when a lion roars thrice?-----Think-----Any guess?-----Ok i will tell you..-----Tom & jerry cartoon begins!Do u know whats A B C D E F G?A Boy Can Do Everything For GirlNow reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Flirt SMS, Funny SMSWhen u feel lonely and aloneWhen u feel lonely and alone& cannot see any one around you,the world seems to be fading away,come along with mei’ll take u to an eye specialist !!</blockquote>

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