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<blockquote data-quote="kalhara.rokz" data-source="post: 2942872" data-attributes="member: 96029"><p>When i open my eyes every morning,</p><p>i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... </p><p>Why should only i suffer!!!</p><p></p><p></p><p>When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..</p><p>& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....</p><p></p><p></p><p>What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women</p><p></p><p></p><p>PLEASE DON'T SEND ME CHEAP MESSAGES COS I AM FROM A RICH FAMILY. </p><p>WE ARE IN THE IRON AND STEEL BUSINESS, </p><p>MY BROTHER IRONS AND I STEAL</p><p></p><p></p><p>This cat, </p><p>is cat, </p><p>a cat, </p><p>good cat, </p><p>way cat,</p><p>to cat, </p><p>keep cat, </p><p>an cat, </p><p>idiot cat, </p><p>busy cat, </p><p>for cat,</p><p>20 cat, </p><p>seconds cat !... </p><p>Now read it without the word cat</p><p></p><p></p><p>It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. </p><p>Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS</p><p></p><p></p><p>A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other, </p><p>After marriage Made for each other, </p><p>In future Mad because of each other.....!!!</p><p></p><p></p><p>1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. </p><p>U & ME laughing, </p><p>U & ME crying, </p><p>U & ME dreaming, </p><p>U & ME holding on, </p><p>U & ME... </p><p>just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.</p><p></p><p></p><p>I cannot hide this from u anymore. </p><p>I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, </p><p>before you hear it from someone else ............ </p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>Potato Prices Have Gone Up !</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>When u feel sad.... </p><p>To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, </p><p>"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. </p><p>But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!</p><p></p><p></p><p>A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. </p><p>A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. </p><p>A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. </p><p>I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. </p><p>Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"</p><p></p><p></p><p>Heartbeats are countless, </p><p>spirits are ageless, </p><p>dreams are endless, </p><p>memories are timeless </p><p>A friend like YOU shameless. Oops . Sorry priceless!!</p><p></p><p></p><p>I've written a poem for you: </p><p>Twinkle twinkle little star, </p><p>You should know what you are, </p><p>And once you know what you are, </p><p>Mental hospital is not so far. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. </p><p>Please tell them your age!</p><p></p><p></p><p>When we had met, </p><p>God gave me an option between a good friend & a good memory. </p><p>I dont remember what i chose.....</p><p></p><p></p><p>Great people talk about ideas,</p><p>Average people talk about things,</p><p>Small people talk about other people,</p><p>And Legends never talk, they send SMS...</p><p></p><p></p><p>God made a daylight n is called “SUN”, </p><p>God made a entertatemaint n is called “FUN”, </p><p>God made a nightlight n is called “MOON”, </p><p>God made a U n is called “CARTOON”,</p><p></p><p></p><p>A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and </p><p>wrote Its dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book...</p><p></p><p></p><p>Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? </p><p>Mind u - its really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... </p><p>Im playing cards and weve misplaced the JOKER. </p><p></p><p></p><p>EYES : To look at you </p><p>HAND : To pray for you </p><p>Mind : To remember you </p><p>Heart: To love you AND AND AND AND AND </p><p>LEGS : To kick YOU.. If you forget me... !! GOT IT!!!</p><p></p><p></p><p>There are 8 ways to describe you... </p><p>nice, </p><p>friendly, </p><p>so cute, </p><p>loving, </p><p>very sweet, </p><p>funny, </p><p>charming , </p><p>thoughtful. </p><p>In short, you're just like.... me !</p><p></p><p></p><p>If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. </p><p>If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. </p><p>If U sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. </p><p>4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !</p><p></p><p></p><p>U! I TRUSTED U SO MUCH & UR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT! </p><p>WHY DID U TELL OTHERS MY SECRET? </p><p>U REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME! </p><p>PLZ STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I'M SO CUTE.</p><p></p><p></p><p>When the night comes, </p><p>look at the sky. </p><p>If u see a falling star, </p><p>don't wonder why, just make a wish. </p><p>Trust me it will come true, coz I did it & I found U..</p><p></p><p></p><p>I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, </p><p>each person she hits get a little bit of my love...</p><p>I hope she beats the hell out of you...!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... </p><p>one was caught watching tv ... </p><p>another playing football and </p><p>the third one was caught reading this txt message</p><p></p><p></p><p>Roses are red, </p><p>violets are blue, </p><p>I was born smart & handsome, </p><p>but what the hell happend to you?</p><p></p><p></p><p>The rain makes all things beautiful..The grass & flowers too.</p><p>If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?</p><p></p><p></p><p>Hello, this is GOD. </p><p>I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. </p><p>My apologies on behalf of the whole world..</p><p></p><p></p><p>How to keep an idiot entertained </p><p>*press down* </p><p>...... </p><p>... </p><p>.. </p><p>........ </p><p>..... </p><p>......... </p><p>.. </p><p>.... </p><p>How to keep an idiot entertained </p><p>*press up*</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I worte your name in the sand but it got washed away,</p><p>I wrote your name in the sky but it got blew away,</p><p>I wrote your name in my heart & I got a heart attack...</p><p></p><p></p><p>A - U r Attractive</p><p>B - U r the Best</p><p>C - U r Cute</p><p>D - U r Dear 2 Me</p><p>E - U r Excellent</p><p>F - U r Funny</p><p>G - U r Good-Looking</p><p>H - hehehe</p><p>I - I'm</p><p>J - JOKING </p><p></p><p></p><p>U R the one who is CHARMING</p><p>U R the one who is INTELLIGENT</p><p>U R the one who is CUTE</p><p>and </p><p>I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS</p><p></p><p></p><p>So Sweet is ur SMILE???</p><p>so Sweet is ur STYLE???</p><p>so Sweet is ur VOICE???</p><p>so Sweet is ur EYE?????</p><p>see .......how Sweetly I LIE.</p><p></p><p></p><p>For pepsi "shahrukh"</p><p>For coke "aamir"</p><p>For mirinda "vivek"</p><p>For fanta "rani" </p><p>Don't worry</p><p>For Bante wala soda "You"</p><p>Cheers !!! </p><p></p><p></p><p>If u don't mind</p><p>If u don't feel bad</p><p>If don't hesitate</p><p>Please......</p><p>give me a</p><p>K</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>ki</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>kis</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>kist jam packet just RS.5.00 only. soon......</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I Miss you a Lot Dear....</p><p></p><p>SENDER:</p><p>Aishwarya Rai</p><p>+919542496632</p><p></p><p>Message centre:</p><p>+919540099996</p><p></p><p>" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>American : a baby in our country had no legs. we put artificial leg on him</p><p>he is an athlete now</p><p></p><p>Russian: a baby in our country had no arms. we upt artificial arms on him</p><p>He is boxer now</p><p></p><p>Pakistani : a baby in our country had no brain. we put an army cap on hi head.</p><p>he is our president now</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER”…</p><p>1.SAVE TIME.</p><p>2. CAN SLEEP WELL.</p><p>3. DONT HAV 2 BOTHER ABT MISSED CALLS…</p><p>4. DONT HAV TO WORRY ABT HOW U LOOK…</p><p>5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURANT…</p><p>6. NO BORING SMS IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT…</p><p>7. CAN TALK WITH ALL BOYS…</p><p>8. U WONT HEAR “AAW… U R DULL TODAY”.</p><p>9. CAN GO ANYWHERE WITH ANY ONE…</p><p>10. DONT HAV 2 LISTEN SAME OLD CRAP JOKES…?</p><p></p><p>BONUS: - U WILL LIVE A LONG LIFE…….</p><p>SO BE AWARE OF LOVER </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>You=lovely</p><p>You=perfect</p><p>You=beautiful</p><p>You=amazing</p><p>You=sweet</p><p>You=cute</p><p>You=genius</p><p>You=fantastic</p><p>You=fabulous</p><p>Me=liar</p><p></p><p></p><p>Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..</p><p>Mouse</p><p>BIRD</p><p>Monkey</p><p>MY God...! U 2</p><p></p><p></p><p>Where r u? U r u not replying?</p><p>I m worried coz todays paper,</p><p>I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. </p><p>So if u r safe, SMS me immediately... </p><p></p><p></p><p>I saw U on ROAD today.</p><p>U were lukin SO fine, </p><p>Ur face SO divine, </p><p>Ur walk SO perfect. </p><p>My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:</p><p>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!</p><p></p><p></p><p>Press Down if u think u r MAD.</p><p>I can't Believe u Did That!</p><p>Again?</p><p>For God Sake! LORD!!</p><p>Why u Still Doing it?</p><p>Truth is out now!</p><p>MENTAL CASE!!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom</p><p>& without ugliness there can be no beauty..</p><p>so the world needs YOU after all!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful...</p><p>I look at you.. I..</p><p>I'd rather look at the moon again..</p><p></p><p></p><p>Whn u r alone,</p><p>Whn u r crying,</p><p>whn u r upset,</p><p>Don't think of me!!</p><p>just call me</p><p>Bcoz</p><p>incoming</p><p>is free for me... my friend</p><p></p><p></p><p>Open with Love...</p><p>If I disturb U</p><p>I am Sorry!</p><p>But I need</p><p>To Say</p><p>I...</p><p>Love...</p><p>Disturbing you...</p><p></p><p></p><p>new software has been introduced. </p><p>Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other.</p><p>To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged. </p><p>Press Down</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>Press Up</p><p>.</p><p>Wrong key pressed,Ur Mobile damaged</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Government of Sri Lanka has introduced a new rule...</p><p>Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! </p><p>U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???</p><p></p><p></p><p>From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,</p><p>From birth till my death,</p><p>my feelings 4 u have never changed.</p><p>For me, you've always been</p><p>..........a headache!</p><p></p><p></p><p>R u mad?</p><p>Y r u reading me?</p><p>There is nothing in me.</p><p>Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.</p><p>I think u will never stop reading me.</p><p>OK</p><p>Read me now.</p><p></p><p></p><p>U r a nice person...</p><p>but..U have to do to things early in the morning...</p><p>1st. pray to God so that u can live....</p><p>2nd.take a bath so that others can live....</p><p></p><p></p><p>Hello,</p><p>U R So,</p><p>art!</p><p>S art</p><p>S amrt!</p><p>s armt!</p><p>s artm!</p><p>ms art!</p><p>ms art!</p><p>ms art!</p><p>ms art!</p><p>SORRY,</p><p>this doesn't fit u...</p><p></p><p></p><p>he animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. </p><p>The lion has come, </p><p>the tiger has come, </p><p>the elephant has come, </p><p>the monkey has come.. </p><p>But The meeting hasn't started. </p><p>Guess why ? </p><p>Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !</p><p></p><p></p><p>I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: </p><p>one to get in and another to get out.</p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p><p></p><p></p><p>This is my 1st thread</p><p><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=2926034" target="_blank"></a></p><p><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=2926034" target="_blank"></a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kalhara.rokz, post: 2942872, member: 96029"] When i open my eyes every morning, i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!.. & When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! .... What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women PLEASE DON'T SEND ME CHEAP MESSAGES COS I AM FROM A RICH FAMILY. WE ARE IN THE IRON AND STEEL BUSINESS, MY BROTHER IRONS AND I STEAL This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other, After marriage Made for each other, In future Mad because of each other.....!!! 1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U. I cannot hide this from u anymore. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ . . . Potato Prices Have Gone Up ! When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!! A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND. Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace" Heartbeats are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams are endless, memories are timeless A friend like YOU shameless. Oops . Sorry priceless!! I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far. Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age! When we had met, God gave me an option between a good friend & a good memory. I dont remember what i chose..... Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about other people, And Legends never talk, they send SMS... God made a daylight n is called “SUN”, God made a entertatemaint n is called “FUN”, God made a nightlight n is called “MOON”, God made a U n is called “CARTOON”, A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote Its dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book... Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - its really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... Im playing cards and weve misplaced the JOKER. EYES : To look at you HAND : To pray for you Mind : To remember you Heart: To love you AND AND AND AND AND LEGS : To kick YOU.. If you forget me... !! GOT IT!!! There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me ! If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet ! U! I TRUSTED U SO MUCH & UR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT! WHY DID U TELL OTHERS MY SECRET? U REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME! PLZ STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I'M SO CUTE. When the night comes, look at the sky. If u see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me it will come true, coz I did it & I found U.. I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a little bit of my love... I hope she beats the hell out of you...! 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you? The rain makes all things beautiful..The grass & flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you? Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.. How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ...... ... .. ........ ..... ......... .. .... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up* I worte your name in the sand but it got washed away, I wrote your name in the sky but it got blew away, I wrote your name in my heart & I got a heart attack... A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J - JOKING U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS So Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so Sweet is ur EYE????? see .......how Sweetly I LIE. For pepsi "shahrukh" For coke "aamir" For mirinda "vivek" For fanta "rani" Don't worry For Bante wala soda "You" Cheers !!! If u don't mind If u don't feel bad If don't hesitate Please...... give me a K . . ki . . kis . . . kist jam packet just RS.5.00 only. soon...... I Miss you a Lot Dear.... SENDER: Aishwarya Rai +919542496632 Message centre: +919540099996 " Don't get excited. She sent It to me." American : a baby in our country had no legs. we put artificial leg on him he is an athlete now Russian: a baby in our country had no arms. we upt artificial arms on him He is boxer now Pakistani : a baby in our country had no brain. we put an army cap on hi head. he is our president now 10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER”… 1.SAVE TIME. 2. CAN SLEEP WELL. 3. DONT HAV 2 BOTHER ABT MISSED CALLS… 4. DONT HAV TO WORRY ABT HOW U LOOK… 5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURANT… 6. NO BORING SMS IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT… 7. CAN TALK WITH ALL BOYS… 8. U WONT HEAR “AAW… U R DULL TODAY”. 9. CAN GO ANYWHERE WITH ANY ONE… 10. DONT HAV 2 LISTEN SAME OLD CRAP JOKES…? BONUS: - U WILL LIVE A LONG LIFE……. SO BE AWARE OF LOVER You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey MY God...! U 2 Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper, I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately... I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can't Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!! Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty.. so the world needs YOU after all! I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again.. Whn u r alone, Whn u r crying, whn u r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my friend Open with Love... If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I... Love... Disturbing you... new software has been introduced. Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other. To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged. Press Down . . . Press Up . Wrong key pressed,Ur Mobile damaged Government of Sri Lanka has introduced a new rule... Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide??? From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been ..........a headache! R u mad? Y r u reading me? There is nothing in me. Just stop it, u r wasting ur time. I think u will never stop reading me. OK Read me now. U r a nice person... but..U have to do to things early in the morning... 1st. pray to God so that u can live.... 2nd.take a bath so that others can live.... Hello, U R So, art! S art S amrt! s armt! s artm! ms art! ms art! ms art! ms art! SORRY, this doesn't fit u... he animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS ! I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::D:D:D:D This is my 1st thread [URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=2926034"] [/URL] [/QUOTE]
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