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<blockquote data-quote="imhotep" data-source="post: 28231589" data-attributes="member: 562115"><p>Sarcastic message from the Vice Chancellor of Mumbai University.</p><p></p><p><strong>One liners about India that are completely true : </strong></p><p></p><p>1. If you want to know how divided we are, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper</p><p></p><p>2. India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday</p><p></p><p>3. If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if child gets spoiled blame the mobile</p><p></p><p>4. If someone is asking for dirty cloth to clean something, then you are in India</p><p></p><p>5. The only country where people fight to be termed 'backward'.</p><p></p><p>6. In India, you don't cast your vote, you vote your caste.</p><p></p><p>7. An incredible country where actors are playing cricket, cricketers are playing politics, politicians are watching porn and porn stars are becoming actors.</p><p></p><p>8. Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn't get it.</p><p></p><p>9. And the ultimate one: The country where liking a Facebook post and sending messages on Whats App gets you arrested, while raping does not...</p><hr /></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="imhotep, post: 28231589, member: 562115"] Sarcastic message from the Vice Chancellor of Mumbai University. [B]One liners about India that are completely true : [/B] 1. If you want to know how divided we are, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper 2. India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday 3. If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if child gets spoiled blame the mobile 4. If someone is asking for dirty cloth to clean something, then you are in India 5. The only country where people fight to be termed 'backward'. 6. In India, you don't cast your vote, you vote your caste. 7. An incredible country where actors are playing cricket, cricketers are playing politics, politicians are watching porn and porn stars are becoming actors. 8. Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn't get it. 9. And the ultimate one: The country where liking a Facebook post and sending messages on Whats App gets you arrested, while raping does not... [HR][/HR] [/QUOTE]
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