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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9914565" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p style="text-align: center"><strong>One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell.</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes,</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>The devil says "Five million dollars".</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>------------------------</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Thief was so jealous! s, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>how much do I need to pay for the call?</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>The devil says "Ten million dollars".</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>---------------------</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my IT friends too",</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>The devil says "No Need to pay".</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Programmer is stunned & says "Why ??"</strong></p> <p style="text-align: 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