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Message: <blockquote data-quote="devilion" data-source="post: 719214" data-attributes="member: 3794"><p><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey  please." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, that'll be $5000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can program in C very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000!What does it do?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object- oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the other  put together! What on earth does it do?" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px">  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it doing anything, but the other monkeys call him the <strong>project manager </strong>." </span></span></span>  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>

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