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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 12474964" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">A woman was having sex with her</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">lover in her apartment, 20 storeys high</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Suddenly she heard her husband</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">arrive. She told her lover,</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">stay like statue and Don't move. Husband: Who is this?" Wife: This is a robot I bought to hv sex</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">with when u r travelling. Husband: Ok let's hv sex now Wife: No sweetheart , yesterday I got</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">my period. So I will go & make a cup of</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">coffee 4 u. After she left the husband said "Damn it</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">I'm so horny, I will fuck this robot!</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">He tried fucking. The lover started</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">talking in a metallic robotic way:</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">"SYSTEM ERROR!</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM ERROR!</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">WRONG HOLE". Husband: Damn! robot is not working</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">properly. I'm throwing it out of the</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">window. The lover realised that he was on the</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">20th floor</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">so he said</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">"SOFTWARE UPDATED"</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">PLEASE TRY AGAIN</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Gray">usspu ekak <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>

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