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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gazaly" data-source="post: 710548" data-attributes="member: 10197">some actual label instructions1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles OPEN OTHER END.9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?10. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.11. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box)- DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.15. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.17. On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.18. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.20. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.21. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.22. On some frozen dinners SERVING SUGGESTION DEFROST.23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box FITS ONE HEAD.24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.26. On Nytol sleep aid WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.</blockquote>

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