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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sanath ekanayake" data-source="post: 11369917" data-attributes="member: 162082">(1)  To make it straight, she pulls it..     To make it stand, she rubs it.     To make it stiff, she licks it.       To put it in, she pushes it.     It's hell of a job threading a needle!(2)  A guy donated blood to his girlfriend.  When they broke up, he wanted his blood back.     The girl threw a bloody kotex at him and said,  I'll pay you in monthly installment.'(3)  Girl in cinema turns sideways and whispers to her boyfriend.     'The man next to me is masturbating!'     Bf:  'Ignore him.'       Gf: 'I  can't.'     Bf: 'Why not?'     Gf: 'He is using my hand!'(4)  The Bio teacher draws a huge PENIS on the board  and asks 'Does anybody know what this is?     Dirty Harry says 'Oh, it's a penis and you know my dad's got 2 of them?'     The teacher says '2 of them?'     Harry says 'ya! The little one he uses to pee, and the big one to brush mum's teeth.'(5)  4 miracles of a woman     Getting wet without taking a shower     Bleeding without getting hurt     Giving milk without eating grass     Making boneless meat hard.(6)  What is the smallest hotel in the  world?     The answer is 'Vagina Inn'     It accomodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside.(7) Unborn twins saw a penis approaching.    1st:  Papa coming, papa coming.    2nd: U fool, it's uncle lah. Papa never comes with raincoat!(8) A hubby said to his wife, 'I will take a photo of your breast and frame it..'    The wife said to husband, 'I will take a photo of  your penis and enlarge it.'(9)  At 15, a girl is a SURPRISE.     At 25, she is the RIGHT PRICE.     At 35, a GRAND PRIZE.       At 45, a CONSOLATION PRIZE.       At 55, she is a DOOR PRIZE,  and     At 65, a GIVEAWAY PRIZE.(10) The vagina is the world's best rehabilitation/correction center.      Even the most violent and aggressive penis comes out  humbled,      Head bowed and reduced in size.(11)   Lady was trying on a dress.       Husband: 'Your bum is as big as a BBQ pit!'       Later in bed, husband said, 'Want to do it?'       Wife: 'It's a waste lighting up a BBQ pit for a small sausage.' from a mail.....sorry if re-post...<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry    :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /></blockquote>

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