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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 1051372" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Some Definitions </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Etc.: A sign to make others believe,you know more than you actually do. </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test..</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's. </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read. </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feelingyou have never felt before. </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on. </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage .. </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody beleives he got the biggest piece </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present...</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Opportunists: One who starts having a bath when he/she accidently falls in a river ... </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either". </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing. </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet" </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Divorce: Future tense of marriage.</span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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