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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mudrana" data-source="post: 10890466" data-attributes="member: 17378">One day a drunk walked over and sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was torn open, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and he had a bottle of whiskey wrapped in a newspaper in his hand.The drunk in slurred speech asked the priest, "Hey, what causes arthritis?"Well responded the priest sternly "It's caused by wild living, drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, consorting with whores, and living a generally wicked life"."Wow, I would have never imagined that would have been the cause" the drunk belched forth.The priest realized he had been harsh with the man and apologized, "Sorry, I was so stern my friend, how long have you suffered with arthritis?""Oh, it's not me..." responded the drunk "I don't have any arthritis, but I was just reading in this here newspaper how badly the Bishop was suffering from his arthritis recently.".........................................................................A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet,romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.She said: For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.The wife answered: Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.The husband thought for a moment: Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!... The husband became 92 years old.Moral: Men who are Ungrateful Idiots should remember fairies are Female after all... Hope not re-post,If like, give comments & U know what ??</blockquote>

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