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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Gevindu" data-source="post: 3327012" data-attributes="member: 128983"><p><span style="color: #FF3333">Lawyer  </span><span style="color: #1F1F1F">: I Have Some Good news and some Bad news</span></p><p><span style="color: #1F1F1F"></span><span style="color: #FF3333">Client    </span><span style="color: #1F1F1F">: well give me the bad news</span></p><p><span style="color: #1F1F1F"></span><span style="color: red">Lawyer</span><span style="color: #1F1F1F">  : The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found at the</span></p><p><span style="color: #1F1F1F">                 crime Scene </span></p><p><span style="color: #1F1F1F"></span><span style="color: red">client</span><span style="color: #1F1F1F">     : oh I'm ruined what is the good news?</span></p><p><span style="color: #1F1F1F"></span><span style="color: red">Lawyer</span><span style="color: #1F1F1F">   : The good news is that your cholesterol is down to 130</span></p><p><span style="color: #1F1F1F">       </span></p><p><span style="color: #1F1F1F">         </span><span style="color: #440066"> JOKE-2</span><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">Doctor   </span><span style="color: #440066">:  </span><span style="color: #1F1F1F">I Have Some Good news and I have some Bad news</span></p><p><span style="color: #1F1F1F"></span><span style="color: red">Patient   </span><span style="color: #1F1F1F">:  Whats the good news?</span></p><p><span style="color: #1F1F1F"></span><span style="color: red">Doctor</span><span style="color: #1F1F1F">   :  The good news is that the tests you took Showed that you have 24 hours to live</span></p><p><span style="color: #1F1F1F"></span><span style="color: red">Patient </span><span style="color: #1F1F1F"> :   That's the good news whats the bad news?</span></p><p><span style="color: #1F1F1F"></span><span style="color: red">Doctor </span><span style="color: #1F1F1F">  :   The bad news is that I forgot to tell you yesterday. </span></p><p><span style="color: #1F1F1F"></span></p><p><span style="color: #1F1F1F">           </span><span style="color: #440066">JOKE-3</span><span style="color: #1F1F1F"></span></p><p><span style="color: #1F1F1F"></span></p><p><span style="color: #1F1F1F">There was a boy who wanted a bicycle. he prayed to god to give him a bicycle. After a time he realized</span></p><p><span style="color: #1F1F1F">God does not work that way so he stole a bike and begged for forgiveness. </span></p><p>  <span style="color: #1F1F1F">            </span></p><p>  <span style="color: #1F1F1F">           </span><span style="color: #993366">JOKE-4 </span></p><p>  <span style="color: #1F1F1F">           </span></p><p>  <span style="color: #1F1F1F">Why didn't the mouse cross the road?</span></p><p><span style="color: #1F1F1F"></span></p><p><span style="color: #1F1F1F">It's cord wasn't long enough!</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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