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<blockquote data-quote="Novindu" data-source="post: 309919" data-attributes="member: 718"><p>A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home </p><p></p><p></p><p>The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? </p><p></p><p></p><p>This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! </p><p></p><p></p><p>Feelin Bored? THINK OF ME </p><p>Feelin Sad? CALL ME </p><p>Feelin Lonely? VISIT ME </p><p>Feelin Horny? USE UR HANDS& ENJOY da ART of......SMSING ME!!! </p><p></p><p></p><p>I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z </p><p></p><p></p><p>I saw U on road,U Were Looking so fi9,Ur Face So Divine,Ur Walk So Perfect,I Started to Sing a Sweet Song,WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??? </p><p></p><p>so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see...how Sweetly I LIE </p><p></p><p>Sweet Candies r nice to eat,Sweet words are nice to say, Sweet People hard to find,OH GOD how did u find me??? </p><p></p><p>This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat!... Now read it without the word cat </p><p></p><p></p><p>Someday u may Lose Ur Hair, Ur Teeth, & ur mind,But 1 thing u can't loose is ur good looks,coz u cant lose wot u don't have! </p><p></p><p></p><p>Sweet Things are to buy. </p><p>Sweet words are easy to say. </p><p>But Sweet people like you are very difficult to find. </p><p>May yourwhole life be as sweet you! </p><p></p><p></p><p>Medicines & Friendship cure problems, Only difference is that FRIENDSHIP dont have an Expiry date.... </p><p></p><p></p><p>This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Why were males created before females? </p><p>Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy. </p><p></p><p></p><p>I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream! </p><p></p><p></p><p>Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? </p><p>Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV. </p><p></p><p></p><p>What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home! </p><p></p><p></p><p>What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Novindu, post: 309919, member: 718"] A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! Feelin Bored? THINK OF ME Feelin Sad? CALL ME Feelin Lonely? VISIT ME Feelin Horny? USE UR HANDS& ENJOY da ART of......SMSING ME!!! I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z I saw U on road,U Were Looking so fi9,Ur Face So Divine,Ur Walk So Perfect,I Started to Sing a Sweet Song,WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??? so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see...how Sweetly I LIE Sweet Candies r nice to eat,Sweet words are nice to say, Sweet People hard to find,OH GOD how did u find me??? This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat!... Now read it without the word cat Someday u may Lose Ur Hair, Ur Teeth, & ur mind,But 1 thing u can't loose is ur good looks,coz u cant lose wot u don't have! Sweet Things are to buy. Sweet words are easy to say. But Sweet people like you are very difficult to find. May yourwhole life be as sweet you! Medicines & Friendship cure problems, Only difference is that FRIENDSHIP dont have an Expiry date.... This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy. I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream! Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV. What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home! What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything. [/QUOTE]
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