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<blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 4167349" data-attributes="member: 167624"><p><strong>Error! Filename not specified.</strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon">You can study and get any certificates.. but you cannot get your own death certificate </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon">(......by Dracula).</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><strong><strong>Error! Filename not specified.</strong></strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green">You may have DIALOG or MOBITEL connection, but when you sneeze, all you say is "HUTCH" </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green">(...... by Mr. Bean).</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><strong><strong>Error! Filename not specified.</strong></strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple">You can 'bcom' an engineer if you study in an engineering college .... You cannot 'bcom' a president even you study in a President College </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple">(....... by Mr. Premadasa).</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><strong><strong>Error! Filename not specified.</strong></strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">A mechanical engineer can 'bcom' a mechanic but a software engineer can-not 'bcom' a software </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">(...... by Mr. Bill Gates).</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><strong><strong>Error! Filename not specified.</strong></strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">(...... by Mr. Arjuna Ranatunga).</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><strong><strong>Error! Filename not specified.</strong></strong><span style="font-size: 22px">You can find keys on a key board but you cannot find mothers on a mother board </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">(...... by Sunil/Gypsies)</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="2009, post: 4167349, member: 167624"] [B]Error! Filename not specified.[/B][SIZE=6][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon]You can study and get any certificates.. but you cannot get your own death certificate (......by Dracula).[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [B][B]Error! Filename not specified.[/B][/B][SIZE=6][COLOR=green][COLOR=green]You may have DIALOG or MOBITEL connection, but when you sneeze, all you say is "HUTCH" (...... by Mr. Bean).[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [B][B]Error! Filename not specified.[/B][/B][SIZE=6][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple]You can 'bcom' an engineer if you study in an engineering college .... You cannot 'bcom' a president even you study in a President College (....... by Mr. Premadasa).[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [B][B]Error! Filename not specified.[/B][/B][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]A mechanical engineer can 'bcom' a mechanic but a software engineer can-not 'bcom' a software (...... by Mr. Bill Gates).[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [B][B]Error! Filename not specified.[/B][/B][SIZE=6][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup (...... by Mr. Arjuna Ranatunga).[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [B][B]Error! Filename not specified.[/B][/B][SIZE=6]You can find keys on a key board but you cannot find mothers on a mother board (...... by Sunil/Gypsies)[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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