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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 309171" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><strong><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Some Important Laws... Newton Forgot to State...</span></span></p><p></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot  coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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