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<blockquote data-quote="Nethara kavini" data-source="post: 626949" data-attributes="member: 36633"><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> </p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> </span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nethara kavini, post: 626949, member: 36633"] :yes: :yes: [B][FONT="Palatino Linotype"][SIZE="5"][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will! ;) [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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