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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 5346672" data-attributes="member: 49393">LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. **********LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. **********LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.**********LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.**********LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. **********BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. **********LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.**********LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!**********LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.**********THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.**********LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.</blockquote>

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