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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Mal Aiyya" data-source="post: 2983106" data-attributes="member: 81650">RIDDLESHow did the telephone propose to his girl friend?He gave her a ringWhat shoes do spies wear?SneakersWhat did the big watch hand say to the little watch hand?"Don't go away, I'll be back in an hour."Why do people work as bakers?Because they knead the dough.Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.He wanted to have a hot time.When is the moon not hungry?When it is full!How do you make gold soup?Add 14 carrots!Why did the man put a clock under his desk?He wanted to work overtime.When did the fly fly?When the spider spied her.PUNS"What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?" "Golfing with friends, my dear." "What? At 2 a.m.?!" "Yes, We used night clubs."GROANERS & SHAGGY PUPPY STORIESSister Margaret had spent weeks preparing the first grade children for their First Communion, stressing the solemnity and importance of this sacrament. Much to her chagrin, during Mass on the big day, one boy in the front row was talking and giggling nonstop. Finally, unable to put up with it any longer, she whispered to the lad seated next to her, "Please go up there and tell that one he's done enough talking and had better stop, right now!" Without question, the boy rose and walked to the front... and delivered Sister Margaret's message to the surprised priest in the middle of his sermon!Customer: "Do you have any cockroaches? " Clerk: "Yes, we sell them tothe fishermen." "I would like 20,000 of them." "What would you wantwith 20,000 cockroaches? " "I'm moving tomorrow and my lease says Imust leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it."A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicelyif he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guyscould get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my licenseand then today you expect me to show it to you."OTHER HUMORMy wife is so talented. She does the best bird imitations. She watchesme like a hawk.A third grade teacher was getting to know her pupils on the first dayof school. She turned to one little girl and asked, "What does yourDaddy do?" The girl replied, "Whatever my Mommy tells him to do."To run an electrical shop, you need a volting ambition to take charge.(Mike BullBritain is a wet place since the queen has had a long reign.Confucius say "Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into hisown hands.</blockquote>

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