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Message: <blockquote data-quote="SlimThug" data-source="post: 5544164" data-attributes="member: 119268">Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going?Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight ?Man: My wife...------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'llkill u.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -Man: Is there any way for long life?Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -Q: Why do women live longer than men?A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from abuilding, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to thecrocodiles.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out,cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons[/B][/B][/B]</blockquote>

Verification: Dahaya deken beduwama keeyada?

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