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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chathu456" data-source="post: 6472279" data-attributes="member: 6643">Son of a BitchA little boy was doing his math homework.He said to himself, "Two plus six, that son of a bitch is eight. Three plus four, that son of a bitch is seven...."His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom.""And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked."Yes," he answered.Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four." <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" />A Proud IndianA first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.There is, however, one exception.A girl named Gita has not gone along with the crowd.The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." replied Gita."Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?""I'm a proud Indian," boasts the little girl.The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Gita why she is an Indian."Well", my mom and dad are Indians, "so I'm an Indian too."The teacher is now angry."That's no reason", she says loudly, "if your mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?"A pause, and a smile."Then," says Gita, "I'd be an American." <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /></blockquote>

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