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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 2191470" data-attributes="member: 49393">Lady : Is this my train?Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.~~~~~~Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs?Waiter <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" />lease sit down sir, we serve everyone.~~~~~~Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?Waiter:Can't you tell the difference by taste?Customer:No, I can't.Waiter:Then does it really matter?~~~~~~Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.~~~~~~Customer:Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.Waiter:That' s all right sir, he won't drink much.~~~~~~Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.~~~~~~~~~Customer:Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?~~~~~~~Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?Waiter :I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.~~~~~~~~Man: How old is your father?Boy: As old as me.Man : How can that be?Boy: He became a father only when I was born.~~~~~~~~~Customer:Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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