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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 643820" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">Somethings in life u can never explain!!</span></p></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p></strong></span><strong><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">A farmer was sitting in a bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here, on this beautiful day,</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">getting drunk?" The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">you just can't explain."</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"So what happened that's so horrible?", the man asked as he sat down</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">next to the farmer.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Well," the farmer said, "Today, I was sitting by my cow, milking her.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">the bucket."</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad."</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied, "I took her</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">left leg and tied it to the post on her left. Well, I sat back down</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">right leg and kicked over the bucket."</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">The man laughed, "Again?"</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">The farmer nodded, and replied, "Some things you just can't explain. I</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Well I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"So, what did you do?"</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore rope, so I took off my</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that moment, my pants fell</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">down and my wife walked in.... Some things you just can't explain."</span></p><p></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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