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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dr. NAC" data-source="post: 12541374" data-attributes="member: 379573"><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong>What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong>" Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!! " </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong>What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos? </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong>The ones in the casinos are serious. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong>When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong>A little boy went up to his father and asked : " Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? " </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong>His father replied : " Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine. " </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong>John's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : "John seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. " </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong>The mother wrote back the next day : " If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his father ! "</strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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