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Message: <blockquote data-quote="actinide" data-source="post: 12702536" data-attributes="member: 174522"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in,She said: Cheque books.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" />The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check theprices of new car.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled    :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" />Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minuteand then expects your pulse to be normal.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love    :love:" data-shortname=":love:" />Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat asyou came in?New employee: Yes, sir.Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad    :(" data-shortname=":(" />Q: Why dogs don't marry?A:  Because they are already leading a  dog's  life!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo    :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" />Q: What's the difference between mother & wife?A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures youcontinue to do so.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" />Q: Singh enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside andcloses it. He does this again and again. Why?A: Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />What's the difference between a good secretary and a personal secretary?One says "Good morning, boss". The other says "It's morning, boss."<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" />e-mail ekakin issuwe... karma </blockquote>

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