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Message: <blockquote data-quote="wilkal82" data-source="post: 5186711" data-attributes="member: 196148">A soldier ran up to a nun.Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide       under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed.A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,         Sister, have you seen a soldier?'The nun replied, 'He went that way.'After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ..'The nun said, 'I understand completely.'The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.'</blockquote>

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