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Message: <blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 4150365" data-attributes="member: 167624">For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. Onenight, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruinhis reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy toraise the child, he would also provide child support until the childturned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby wasborn. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card,and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the childsupport payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh,just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyedand watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce." <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /></blockquote>

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