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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chamika123" data-source="post: 2002245" data-attributes="member: 49101">Lesson Number One*********************A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can Ialso sit like you and do nothing all day long?"The crow answered "Sure, why not."So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, andrested.All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on therabbit and ate it.Management Lesson:To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sittingvery, very high up.Lesson Number Two*********************A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love tobe able to get to the top of that tree," sighed theturkey, "but Ihaven't got the energy.""Well, why don't you nibble on some of mydroppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed withnutrients."The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found thatit actually gave him enough strength to reach thefirst branch of thetree.The next day, after eating some more dung, he reachedthe secondbranch.Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudlyperched at the top ofthe tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer,who shot theturkey out of the tree.Management Lesson:Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keepyou there.Lesson Number Three*********************When the body was first made, all the parts wanted tobe Boss.The Brain said, "I should be Boss because I controlthe whole body's responses and functions."The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry thebrain about and get him to where he wants to go."The hands said, "We should be Boss because we do allthe work and earn all the money."And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs andthe eyes untilfinally the asshole spoke up.All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole beingthe Boss. Sothe asshole went on strike, blocked itself up andrefused to work.Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the handsclenched, the Feet twitched, the heart and lungs beganto panic and the brainfevered.Eventually they all decided that asshole should be theBoss, so themotion was passed.All the other parts did all the work while the Bossjust sat andpassed out the shit!Management Lesson:You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole willdo.Lesson Number Four*********************A little bird was flying south for the winter. It wasso cold, thebird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.While it was lying there, a cow came by and droppedsome dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in thepile of cowdung, it began to realize how warm it was.The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay thereall warm andhappy and soon began to sing for joy.A passing cat heard the bird singing and came toinvestigate.Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird underthe pile ofcow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him!Management Lessons:1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/frown.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":frown:" title="Frown    :frown:" data-shortname=":frown:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/frown.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":frown:" title="Frown    :frown:" data-shortname=":frown:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/frown.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":frown:" title="Frown    :frown:" data-shortname=":frown:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/frown.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":frown:" title="Frown    :frown:" data-shortname=":frown:" /> 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /> 3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> </blockquote>

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