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<blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 2179928" data-attributes="member: 27281"><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><p style="text-align: center">SPECIAL MATHEMATICS</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Smart man + smart woman = romance</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Smart man + dumb woman = affair</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Dumb man + smart woman = marriage</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">OFFICE ARITHMETIC</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Smart boss + smart employee = profit</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Smart boss + dumb employee = production</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">SHOPPING MATH</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. </p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">A successful woman is one who can find such a man.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">HAPPINESS</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">LONGEVITY</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">PROPENSITY TO CHANGE</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">A woman has the last word in any argument.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p><p></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="xcorect, post: 2179928, member: 27281"] [FONT="Book Antiqua"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Magenta"][CENTER]SPECIAL MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. [/CENTER][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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