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<blockquote data-quote="ehiranya" data-source="post: 579864" data-attributes="member: 2789"><p><strong>A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence". </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The Mexican man of course agrees. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence." </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"</strong></p><p></p><p>****************************************************************************************************</p><p></p><p><strong>Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?"</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No, Chinese Jews."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"Are you sure?" Al asked.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"I will check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"Are you really sure?" Al asked again.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no Chinese Jews."</strong></p><p></p><p>****************************************************************************************************</p><p></p><p><strong>The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ehiranya, post: 579864, member: 2789"] [B]A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence". The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence." The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"[/B] **************************************************************************************************** [B]Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?" "I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?" When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?" "I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No, Chinese Jews." "Are you sure?" Al asked. "I will check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere." When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews." "Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews." "Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no Chinese Jews."[/B] **************************************************************************************************** [B]The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."[/B] [/QUOTE]
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