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Message: <blockquote data-quote="elakiriaiya" data-source="post: 11947862" data-attributes="member: 380214"><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Sri Lankan Crocodiles</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of a swamp. </span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">The  smaller one turned to the bigger one and said:   'I can't understand  how you can be so much bigger than me.   We're the same age; we were the  same size as kids.  I just don't get it.'</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Well,' said the big croc, 'what have you been</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">eating?'</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small croc.</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking  lot by the Parliament.'</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">'Same here.  Hmm ... How do you catch them?'</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">'Well,  I crawl up under one of their BMW cars and wait for one to unlock  the car door.  Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit  out of them and eat 'em!'</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">'Ah!' says the big crocodile, 'I think I see</span></span></strong>  <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">your problem. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">You're not getting any real nourishment. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician,  there's nothing left but an asshole with a briefcase.</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002064B.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a></p><p><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=12" target="_blank">http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=12</a></p></blockquote><p></p>

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