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Sri Lankan Crocodiles 2012
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<blockquote data-quote="elakiriaiya" data-source="post: 11947862" data-attributes="member: 380214"><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Sri Lankan Crocodiles</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of a swamp. </span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said: 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Well,' said the big croc, 'what have you been</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">eating?'</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small croc.</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Parliament.'</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">'Same here. Hmm ... How do you catch them?'</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">'Well, I crawl up under one of their BMW cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!'</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">'Ah!' says the big crocodile, 'I think I see</span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">your problem. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">You're not getting any real nourishment. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's nothing left but an asshole with a briefcase.</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002064B.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a></p><p><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=12" target="_blank">http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=12</a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="elakiriaiya, post: 11947862, member: 380214"] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif]Sri Lankan Crocodiles[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of a swamp. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said: 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.' Well,' said the big croc, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small croc. 'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?' 'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Parliament.' 'Same here. Hmm ... How do you catch them?' 'Well, I crawl up under one of their BMW cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!' 'Ah!' says the big crocodile, 'I think I see[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=serif][/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif]your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's nothing left but an asshole with a briefcase.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=serif][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT][URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002064B.gif[/IMG][/URL] [FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT] [URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=12"][/URL] [/QUOTE]
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