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Message: <blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 6135835" data-attributes="member: 6136"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">An Sri lankan dies and goes to hell.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.He goes first to the German hell and asks “What do they do here?” He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Srilankan hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Amazed he asks “What do they do here?”</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Sri Lankan devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Someone has stolen all the nails from the bed,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">and the devil is a former Government servant,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the cafeteria...”</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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