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<blockquote data-quote="Ranhiru" data-source="post: 932745" data-attributes="member: 17748"><p><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080">A man dies and goes to hell.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080">There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080">He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080">He told<strong>, </strong><strong> "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080">Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080">Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."</span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080">The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080">He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080">He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080">Then he comes to the Sri Lanka hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080">Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080">He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080">Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.</span></span></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080">Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080">"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"</span></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080">*</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080">*</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080">*</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080">*</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="color: #000080">*</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="color: #000080">*</span></span></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="color: #000080">*</span></span></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="color: #000080">*</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000">Because maintenance is so bad that </span></strong> <strong> <span style="color: #ff0000">the electric chair does not work,</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <strong> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0000">someone has stolen all the nails from the bed</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <strong> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0000">and</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0000">the devil is a former Govt servant,</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0000">so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!!!!</span></span></strong></p><p></a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ranhiru, post: 932745, member: 17748"] [URL="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only"][CENTER] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080]A man dies and goes to hell.[/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080]There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.[/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080]He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"[/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080]He told[B], [/B][B] "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080]Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080]Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080]The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.[/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080]He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.[/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080]He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.[/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080]Then he comes to the Sri Lanka hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.[/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080]Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"[/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080]He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.[/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080]Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.[/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080]Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.[/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080]"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?" [/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080]*[/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080]*[/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080]*[/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080]*[/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#008000][COLOR=#000080]*[/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#008000][COLOR=#000080]* * *[/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#008000] [B][COLOR=#ff0000]Because maintenance is so bad that [/COLOR][/B] [B] [COLOR=#ff0000]the electric chair does not work,[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [B] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0000]someone has stolen all the nails from the bed[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [B] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0000]and[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0000]the devil is a former Govt servant,[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0000]so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!!!![/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [/URL] [/QUOTE]
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