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<blockquote data-quote="Diego97" data-source="post: 5939096" data-attributes="member: 143245"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>A Sri Lankan is calmly having his breakfast when an American, </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Sri Lankan ignores </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>the American who begins to chat: </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>The American : Do you eat that bread-entirely? </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>The Sri Lankan : Of course! </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>The American : We do not. We only eat the inner part, the crust is </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>put in a container, later processed, transformed into flour and </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>then sold to Sri Lanka. The Sri Lankan says nothing. </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>The American continues : Do you eat this jelly with the bread? </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>The Sri Lankan repeats : Of course. </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>The American : We do not. We eat our fresh fruits for breakfast; we </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>keep all the peels and seeds in the containers. Later we process </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>it, and transform it into jelly and then we sell it to Sri Lanka. </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>The Sri Lankan asks : And </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>what do you do with the condoms after you </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>use them? </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>The American : We throw them away, of course! </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>The Sri Lankan : We do not. We keep them in containers, process </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>them, transform them in to chewing gum and then sell it to the </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>United States</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Diego97, post: 5939096, member: 143245"] [CENTER][COLOR="DarkRed"][B]A Sri Lankan is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Sri Lankan ignores the American who begins to chat: The American : Do you eat that bread-entirely? The Sri Lankan : Of course! The American : We do not. We only eat the inner part, the crust is put in a container, later processed, transformed into flour and then sold to Sri Lanka. The Sri Lankan says nothing. The American continues : Do you eat this jelly with the bread? The Sri Lankan repeats : Of course. The American : We do not. We eat our fresh fruits for breakfast; we keep all the peels and seeds in the containers. Later we process it, and transform it into jelly and then we sell it to Sri Lanka. The Sri Lankan asks : And what do you do with the condoms after you use them? The American : We throw them away, of course! The Sri Lankan : We do not. We keep them in containers, process them, transform them in to chewing gum and then sell it to the United States[/B][/COLOR][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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