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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ravz" data-source="post: 501398" data-attributes="member: 8748">Jokes..A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their 8 children.A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus.So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him:"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that tick sound is driving me crazy!!"The blind man replies: "If you would've put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd be sitting in the bus, so shut up!!!!"There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help. The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr....." After thinking for a short while he replied, "Could you hold my camel?"An Opportunist's Tale A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?""About 35," was the reply."I'm actually 47," the man says happily.A little while later he goes to McDonald's for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'd guess that you're 29?""Nope, I am actually 47."He's starting to feel really good about himself.While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question.She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your penis for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age."As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.Ten minutes later the old lady says, "OK, it's done. You are 47,"Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonald's".</blockquote>

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