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Message: <blockquote data-quote="milindayu" data-source="post: 686651" data-attributes="member: 4467"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has screwed him for ten million bucks.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf book-keeper would not be able to hear anything and never have to testify in court.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">When the Godfather goes to shake down the book-keeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">The Godfather asks the book-keeper: "Where is the $10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">The lawyer, using sign language, asks the book-keeper where the money is hidden.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">The book-keeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">The lawyer tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you'retalking about."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the book-keeper's temple, cocks it up and says: "Ask him again!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">The book-keeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">The Godfather asks the lawyer: "Well, what'd he say?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">The lawyer replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger!!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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