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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Nikama" data-source="post: 1432098" data-attributes="member: 79831"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">A Mafia leader finds out that his book-keeper has screwed him for ten million bucks.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf book-keeper would not be able to hear anything and never have to testify in court.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">When the Mafia leader goes to shake down the book-keeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">The Mafia leader asks the book-keeper: "Where is the $10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">The lawyer, using sign language, asks the book-keeper where the money is hidden.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">The book-keeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">The lawyer tells the Mafia leader : "He says he doesn't know what you'retalking about."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">That's when the Mafia leader pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the book-keeper's temple, cocks it up and says: "Ask him again!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">The book-keeper signs back : "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">The Mafia leader asks the lawyer: "Well, what'd he say?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">The lawyer replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger!!"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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