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<blockquote data-quote="crazy_m" data-source="post: 251016" data-attributes="member: 830"><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>One day, on 9/9/99, a man woke up at 9:09 a.m. in the morning, jumped on Bus #99 and went to his favorite restaurant on 9th Street. When the cashier rang up his order, it totaled $9.99.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>"Oh, wow, this is an omen!" the man said, so he bought a pair of cheap binoculars at the 99¢ store, pulled out 99 cents in fares and took Bus #99 to the Race Track. As he approached Gate No. 9, he said to the ticket agent: "I would like to bet $999.99 on Horse No. 9 in the 9th race."</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>"Why those particular numbers?" the ticket agent asked.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>"Nine seems to be my lucky number today," the man said excitedly. "I'm really on a roll!"</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>Feeling confident, he sat through the first eight races until Race No. 9 came up. Sure enough, he was on a roll.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>The horse came in ninth!!!!!</strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />(and this was ma 5,109th post lolz<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" />)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="crazy_m, post: 251016, member: 830"] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"][SIZE="2"][FONT="Georgia"][B]One day, on 9/9/99, a man woke up at 9:09 a.m. in the morning, jumped on Bus #99 and went to his favorite restaurant on 9th Street. When the cashier rang up his order, it totaled $9.99. "Oh, wow, this is an omen!" the man said, so he bought a pair of cheap binoculars at the 99¢ store, pulled out 99 cents in fares and took Bus #99 to the Race Track. As he approached Gate No. 9, he said to the ticket agent: "I would like to bet $999.99 on Horse No. 9 in the 9th race." "Why those particular numbers?" the ticket agent asked. "Nine seems to be my lucky number today," the man said excitedly. "I'm really on a roll!" Feeling confident, he sat through the first eight races until Race No. 9 came up. Sure enough, he was on a roll. The horse came in ninth!!!!![/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:(and this was ma 5,109th post lolz:rofl:) [/QUOTE]
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