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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rapa" data-source="post: 1082769" data-attributes="member: 212">Stress Reliever #1Wife:  You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why?Hubby:  When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I  lookatyour picture and the problem disappears.Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?Hubby:  Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What otherproblem can there be greater than this one?  Stress Reliever # 2Girl:  When we get married, I want to share all your  worries,troubles and lighten your burden.Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I  don't have any  worries or troubles.Girl:  Well that is because we aren't married yet.  Stress Reliever #3Son:  Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told  Me  to   give  up my seat to a lady.Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. Stress Reliever # 4A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied Sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A  FORTUNE"  Stress Reliever # 5 Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his  parents." Stress Reliever # 6"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate."Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932  Rolls Royce." Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad  about that?""He was the original owner." Stress Reliever # 7Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a  millionaire?"Millionaire:  "I owe everything to my wife."Interviewer:  "Wow, she must be some woman.What were you before you married her?"Millionaire:  "A Billionaire"  Stress Reliever # 9Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.The  guy replies: Thanks for the warning.  Stress Reliever # 10A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone. Stress Reliever # 12Man to wife on wedding night:  Are you sure I'm the first man  you are sleeping with?Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed  awake with all the others! Stress Reliever # 13Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S.?Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side. Stress Reliever # 13A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my  pretty face or my sexy body?He looked at her from head to toe  and  replied: I like your sense of humour. Stress Reliever # 15Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and  exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I  have advised?Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.</blockquote>

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