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<blockquote data-quote="Shadow.Walker" data-source="post: 14334161" data-attributes="member: 456557"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Algerian'">GOOD </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #FF0080"><span style="font-family: 'Algerian'">Adult</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Algerian'"> ONES !!!</span></span></strong> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon">1. Life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples... POINTLESS ! </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon">2. A Fact: Fu*k a woman and she Loves you...</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon">Love a woman and she Fu*ks you. </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"> </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon">3. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon">Hang Till Death ! </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: maroon">4. </span></strong><strong>Boy</strong><strong><span style="color: maroon">: How much Calcium is there in woman's BREAST? </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"> </span></strong><strong>Girl</strong><strong><span style="color: maroon">: Enough to help a Man's </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon">boneless thing stand up. </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon">5. Give an example of complete business failure due to negligence: </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"> A pregnant prostitute. </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: maroon">6. If necessity is the mother of invention, then... Frustration is the father of masturbation! </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"> </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon">7. If your boss says: Nothing is impossible, ask him to try wearing a condom after sex..</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong></span></p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"></span><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: purple">HA ! HA ! HA !</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"> <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-886fD9OQX3Y/T6pThidpkRI/AAAAAAAAAhg/cJcCpFLhJ6A/s1600/Smiley-Laugh.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-886fD9OQX3Y/T6pThidpkRI/AAAAAAAAAhg/cJcCpFLhJ6A/s1600/Smiley-Laugh.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> </p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Shadow.Walker, post: 14334161, member: 456557"] [SIZE=5][B][COLOR=purple][FONT=Algerian]GOOD [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#FF0080][FONT=Algerian]Adult[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=purple][FONT=Algerian] ONES !!![/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/SIZE][CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=5][B][COLOR=maroon]1. Life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples... POINTLESS ! 2. A Fact: Fu*k a woman and she Loves you... Love a woman and she Fu*ks you. 3. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death ! [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=maroon]4. [/COLOR][/B][B]Boy[/B][B][COLOR=maroon]: How much Calcium is there in woman's BREAST? [/COLOR][/B][B]Girl[/B][B][COLOR=maroon]: Enough to help a Man's boneless thing stand up. 5. Give an example of complete business failure due to negligence: A pregnant prostitute. [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=maroon]6. If necessity is the mother of invention, then... Frustration is the father of masturbation! 7. If your boss says: Nothing is impossible, ask him to try wearing a condom after sex.. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [SIZE=5] [/SIZE][CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=5][B][COLOR=purple]HA ! HA ! HA ! [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [CENTER] [URL="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-886fD9OQX3Y/T6pThidpkRI/AAAAAAAAAhg/cJcCpFLhJ6A/s1600/Smiley-Laugh.jpg"][IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-886fD9OQX3Y/T6pThidpkRI/AAAAAAAAAhg/cJcCpFLhJ6A/s1600/Smiley-Laugh.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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