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<blockquote data-quote="netlife007" data-source="post: 17000006" data-attributes="member: 79514"><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">I would have given him 100% for his wit!!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"><strong>Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die</strong></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">? </span></span><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>His last battle.</strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"><strong>Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?</strong></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>At the bottom of the page.</strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"><strong>Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?</strong></span></span></strong><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"> </span></span><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>Liquid.</strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"><strong>Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?</strong></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>Marr</strong></span></span><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #C20000">iage</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"><strong>Q5. What is the main reason for failure?</strong></span></span></strong><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"> </span></span><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>Exams.</strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"><strong>Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?</strong></span></span></strong><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"> </span></span><strong><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #C20000"><strong>Lunch & dinner.</strong></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"><strong>Q7. What looks like half an apple? </strong></span></span><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #C20000">The other half</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"><strong>Q8.</strong></span></span></strong><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"> <strong><strong>If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?</strong></strong> </span></span><strong><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="color: #C00000"><strong>I</strong></span></span><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #C20000">t will simply become wet</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"><strong>Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?</strong></span></span></strong><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"> </span></span><strong><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #C20000"><strong>No problem, he sleeps at night.</strong></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"><strong>Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? </strong></span></span><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #C20000">You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"><strong>Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? </strong></span></span><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #C20000">Very large hands</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"><strong>Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?</strong></span></span></strong><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"> </span></span><strong><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #C20000"><strong>No time at all, the wall is already built.</strong></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"><strong>Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?</strong></span></span></strong><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060"> </span></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="color: #C00000"><strong>Any way you want, concrete</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #C20000"><span style="font-size: 15px"> floors are very hard to crack.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #C20000"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #C20000"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #C20000"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #C20000"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: White">.</span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #C20000"></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="netlife007, post: 17000006, member: 79514"] [FONT=Fixedsys][SIZE=5][COLOR=Green]STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM I would have given him 100% for his wit!!! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][B][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060][B]Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]? [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]His last battle. [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060][B]Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]At the bottom of the page. [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060][B]Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]Liquid. [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060][B]Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]Marr[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#c20000][COLOR=#C20000]iage[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]. [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060][B]Q5. What is the main reason for failure?[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]Exams. [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060][B]Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#c20000][COLOR=#C20000][B]Lunch & dinner.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060][B]Q7. What looks like half an apple? [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#c20000][COLOR=#C20000]The other half[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]. [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060][B]Q8.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060] [B][B]If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?[/B][/B] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#c00000][COLOR=#C00000][B]I[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#c20000][COLOR=#C20000]t will simply become wet[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]. [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060][B]Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#c20000][COLOR=#C20000][B]No problem, he sleeps at night.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060][B]Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#c20000][COLOR=#C20000]You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060][B] Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#c20000][COLOR=#C20000]Very large hands[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060][B]Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#c20000][COLOR=#C20000][B]No time at all, the wall is already built.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060][B]Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#c00000][COLOR=#C00000][B]Any way you want, concrete[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#c20000][COLOR=#C20000][SIZE=4] floors are very hard to crack.[/SIZE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=White].[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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