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<blockquote data-quote="rapa" data-source="post: 1125299" data-attributes="member: 212"><p>A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."</p><p></p><p>DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."</p><p></p><p>MAN: "You can never find that bee to put your cream on it. It must be miles away by now."</p><p></p><p>DOCTOR: "No you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place you were stung."</p><p></p><p>MAN: "Oh! it happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree. You will need gallons of cream to put on to that place. Just some of your cream won’t do"</p><p></p><p>DOCTOR (in anger): "No, no you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting."</p><p></p><p>MAN (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts"</p><p></p><p>DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting): "Which one?"</p><p></p><p>MAN (innocently): "How am I to know? All bees look the same to me. I cannot identify the culprit"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rapa, post: 1125299, member: 212"] A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee." DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it." MAN: "You can never find that bee to put your cream on it. It must be miles away by now." DOCTOR: "No you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place you were stung." MAN: "Oh! it happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree. You will need gallons of cream to put on to that place. Just some of your cream won’t do" DOCTOR (in anger): "No, no you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting." MAN (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts" DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting): "Which one?" MAN (innocently): "How am I to know? All bees look the same to me. I cannot identify the culprit" [/QUOTE]
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