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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 8839672" data-attributes="member: 312790">Hey !!! All Bachelors and the Blessed ones ( Married ) for u 2 learn andappreciate ........The Silent TreatmentA man and his wife were having some problems at homeand were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go andsee why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper bythe bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.WIFE VS. HUSBANDA couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?""Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws"WOMEN'S REVENGE"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wishedto purchase.As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a televisionset in her purse."So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.."No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."W O R D SA husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...30,000 to a man's 15,000.The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeateverything to men...The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"CREATIONA man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can beso stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!WHO DOES WHATA man and his wife were having an argument about whoshould brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here andyou should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for mycoffee."Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Biblethat the man should do the coffee."Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testamentand showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"God may have created woman after man,but there is always a single masterpiece without a copy of it.</blockquote>

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