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<blockquote data-quote="prashan3000" data-source="post: 12609634" data-attributes="member: 350782"><p><strong><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><em>BOY: May I hold your hand? </em></span></span></span></span></em></strong></strong><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em>GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> BOY : You love me... </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em> </em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em> </em></span></span></span></span></span></em><strong><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><em>GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? </em></span></span></span></span></em></strong></strong><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">BOY : I love you and I could die for you! </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">GIRL : How soon?? </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em> </em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em> </em></span></span></span></span></span></em><strong><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><em>BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! </em></span></span></span></span></em></strong></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em> </em></span></span></span></span></span></em><strong><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><em>GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? </em></span></span></span></span></em></strong></strong><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><strong><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><em>SHARON</em></span></span></span></span></em></strong></strong><strong><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><em> : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? </em></span></span></span></span></em></strong></strong><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><strong><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><em>TRACY</em></span></span></span></span></em></strong></strong><strong><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><em> : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. </em></span></span></span></span></em></strong></strong><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">MAN : You remind me of the sea. </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">MAN : NO, because you make me sick. </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Peter? </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday". </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Pupil : "The moon". </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Teacher : "Why?" </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us ligh t only in the day time when we don't need it". </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Pupil : "A teacher". </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Customer : "What other colors do you have?" </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Sam : "It's a family tradition". </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Teacher : "What do you mean?" </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Teacher : "What about your mother?" </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Sam : "She's a woman". </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated". </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Student : "Brotherly love". </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook". </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering d octor?" </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died". </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time." </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"><span style="color: #6000BF"><strong><em> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand." </span></strong></strong></em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="prashan3000, post: 12609634, member: 350782"] [B][B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#6000bf][COLOR=#6000BF][I]BOY: May I hold your hand? [/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/B][B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#6000bf][COLOR=#6000BF][B][I] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. [/FONT][/B][/B][/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][B][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B][I] [/I][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#6000bf][COLOR=#6000BF][B][I]GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... [/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][I] [/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][B][B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#6000bf][COLOR=#6000BF][I]GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? [/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/B][B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#6000bf][COLOR=#6000BF][B][I] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]BOY : I love you and I could die for you! [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]GIRL : How soon?? [/FONT][/B][/B][/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][I] [/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][B][B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#6000bf][COLOR=#6000BF][I]BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! [/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/B][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][I] [/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][B][B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#6000bf][COLOR=#6000BF][I]GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? [/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/B][B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#6000bf][COLOR=#6000BF][B][I] [/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][B][B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#6000bf][COLOR=#6000BF][I]SHARON[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/B][B][B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#6000bf][COLOR=#6000BF][I] : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? [/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/B][B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#6000bf][COLOR=#6000BF][B][I] [/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][B][B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#6000bf][COLOR=#6000BF][I]TRACY[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/B][B][B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#6000bf][COLOR=#6000BF][I] : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. [/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/B][B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#6000bf][COLOR=#6000BF][B][I] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]MAN : You remind me of the sea. [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]MAN : NO, because you make me sick. [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Peter? [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday". [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Pupil : "The moon". [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Teacher : "Why?" [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us ligh t only in the day time when we don't need it". [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Pupil : "A teacher". [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Customer : "What other colors do you have?" [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Sam : "It's a family tradition". [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Teacher : "What do you mean?" [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Teacher : "What about your mother?" [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Sam : "She's a woman". [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated". [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Student : "Brotherly love". [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook". [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering d octor?" [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died". [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time." [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" [/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand." [/FONT][/B][/B][/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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