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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chk99" data-source="post: 8149554" data-attributes="member: 302144">Stupid Questions with Smart Answers BOY: May I hold your hand?GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY: You love me...GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??BOY: I love you and I could die for you!GIRL: Oh yeah?How soon??BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.WOMAN: You remind me of the sea.MAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?WOMAN: NO, because you make me sick.WIFE: You tell a man something; it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.Girlfriend: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else?"Boyfriend: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"Pupil: "The moon".Teacher: "Why?"Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"Pupil: "A teacher".Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?"Customer: "What other colors do you have?"Asked how old his dad is, a boy replied: My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot!"Sam: "It's a family tradition".Teacher: "What do you mean?"Sam: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".Teacher: "What about your mother?"Sam: "She's a woman".Tom: "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".Teacher: "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?"Student: "Brotherly love".Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"Sam: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering, doctor?"Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"One Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"One Student: "Because George still had the axe in is hand." repost nam sory kiwwa.honda nam rep/comment ekak daala yamu..!!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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