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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rapa" data-source="post: 705" data-attributes="member: 212">STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me...GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest coupleGIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??BOY : I love you and I could die for you!GIRL : How soon??BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.MAN : You remind me of the sea.WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?MAN : NO, because you make me sick .WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,Peter?PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"Pupil : "The moon".Teacher : "Why?"Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"Pupil : "A teacher".5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"Sam : "It's a family tradition".Teacher : "What do you mean?"Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".Teacher : "What about your mother?"Sam : "She's a woman".7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated" .8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"Student : "Brotherly love".9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".12) Teacher : " George Washington no! t only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"</blockquote>

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