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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 596457" data-attributes="member: 8568">Stupid Questions 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiterStupid Question:- Is the "Vegitable Curry" dish good??Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money. 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes inAfrica marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron. 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...... 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed. 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was apiece of chalk and now it's in flames!!! </blockquote>

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