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<blockquote data-quote="sanjeewawga" data-source="post: 10251874" data-attributes="member: 150949"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Got this by email and hope all of you are enjoy! May be this could be the right </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Thing... ha ha ha<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><u><strong>Tomato Story </strong></u></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">A Jobless man applied for the position of <span style="color: Red">'office boy'</span> at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">'You are employed'</span> he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The man replied <span style="color: Red">'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">'I'm sorry',</span> said the HR manager. <span style="color: Red">If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">and returned home with $60.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US ... </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The man replied,<span style="color: Red">'I don't have an email.' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The broker answered curiously, <span style="color: Red">'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!'</span> The man thought for a while and replied,<span style="color: Red"> 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><u>Moral of the story </u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Moral 1 </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Internet is not the solution to your life.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Moral 2 </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Moral 3 </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">If you received this message by email, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">you are closer to being a office boy/girl,than a millionaire..........</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">P.S - Do not forward this email back to me, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">I am closing my email account & going to sell tomatoes!!! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sanjeewawga, post: 10251874, member: 150949"] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Red]Got this by email and hope all of you are enjoy! May be this could be the right Thing... ha ha ha:D:D:D[/COLOR] [/SIZE] [SIZE=5][U][B]Tomato Story [/B][/U] A Jobless man applied for the position of [COLOR=Red]'office boy'[/COLOR] at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. [COLOR=Red]'You are employed'[/COLOR] he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start. The man replied [COLOR=Red]'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'. [/COLOR] [COLOR=Red]'I'm sorry',[/COLOR] said the HR manager. [COLOR=Red]If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.' [/COLOR] The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US ... He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email. The man replied,[COLOR=Red]'I don't have an email.' [/COLOR] The broker answered curiously, [COLOR=Red]'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!'[/COLOR] The man thought for a while and replied,[COLOR=Red] 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!' [/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue][B][U]Moral of the story [/U][/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=Blue]Moral 1 [/COLOR][/B] Internet is not the solution to your life. [B][COLOR=Blue]Moral 2 [/COLOR][/B] If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire. [B][COLOR=Blue]Moral 3 [/COLOR][/B] If you received this message by email, you are closer to being a office boy/girl,than a millionaire.......... [COLOR=Red]P.S - Do not forward this email back to me, I am closing my email account & going to sell tomatoes!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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