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<blockquote data-quote="azaamDAsquad" data-source="post: 28828" data-attributes="member: 7"><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Grandmother and comfort her.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">When she asked how her grandfather had died,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Making love on Sunday morning."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"Oh no, my dear," replied Granny. "Many years</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">on the ding and out on the dong."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"he'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along!"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="azaamDAsquad, post: 28828, member: 7"] [SIZE="3"]Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old Grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were Making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied Granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to Do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the Right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "he'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along!"[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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